A nice little cocktail

The over-the-counter drugs I'm supposed to be taking are as follows:

• Claritin
• Robitussin
• Robitussin PM
• prescription-strength Advil
• nose spray
• Sudafed
• Tylenol

Something tells me that this is not the healthiest of combinations. A quick trip to Wal-Mart and I could have my own little meth lab in the dorm rooms. Anyone have a hotplate?